Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...