Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...