F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...