What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...