Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...