Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...