Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...