Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...