What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
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What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...