Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
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Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Arriving in Heaven
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The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...