Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...