A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...