Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...