Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...