The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.