Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...