lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.