You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...