Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.