Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Graphics work too much
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Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...