Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...