It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
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Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Mouse Tse Tung!
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Getting in an accident
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Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....