Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...