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Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Have a life after death
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Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
New University Promos
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List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...