In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!