Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...