Emacs acronyms
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Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...