The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....