The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...