A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...