Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.