Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...