Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...