I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...