Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...