Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.