Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!