Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Rules for Cats
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Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
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Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...