Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...