The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...