Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...