Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...