Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Newest MS computer game
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Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...