He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...