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A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Dealing with criminals
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Human DNA Code (C) God
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Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Pentagon and pencils
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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Stupid attorneys
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