Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...