What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...