A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...