Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...