More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...